Writer Peter M. Ball, author of the notorious Horn and my write-club collaborator, is house-sitting … and cat-sitting … cat-blogging in order to cope. It’s worth a re-post:
Part the first
The Cat: Feed Me!
Peter: There’s food in your bowl.
The Cat: FEED ME!
Peter: There’s food in your bowl. I just put it there.
The Cat: FEED MEEEEEEE!
Peter: For fucks sake.
Peter picks up the cat, puts it next to the bowl.
The Cat: FEEEEED M–
The Cat notices the presence of food.
The Cat: Oh, right.